billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

They never die, they just join the exoskeleton wars.

(via afterwits)

jessipalooza:

hesterlicious:

I also love Tacos Gay

pyrar

Wishing I were gayer so I could make this my sexual affiliation. 

(via afterwits)

suckmydicknewyorker:

"I like chicken.  I like liver.  Come over and I will suck your dick."

I can’t be the only one who finds “Suck my dick New Yorker cartoons” a hilarious concept? 

suckmydicknewyorker:

"I like chicken.  I like liver.  Come over and I will suck your dick."

I can’t be the only one who finds “Suck my dick New Yorker cartoons” a hilarious concept? 

feliscorvus:

There’s this guy who often gets off the train at the stop where I sometimes disembark to get groceries.

I know he’s just getting off there because he lives nearby or something and I have no sense whatsoever that he is following me or that his actions have anything to do with…

I don’t know if it’s an autistic thing or just a human thing - seeing the same person all the time without a reason or introducing yourself gets weird. It’s one of the reasons I don’t like to go to the same place too many times. I’m terrified that like, a restaurant will think I Have a “usual” even though that’s supposed to be a cute normal thing that people want. Or going to the same shops all the time. I find it especially weird with people in service professions because they HAVE to be polite to me and so the interactions get these other layers where I want to see them as people but they have to see me as a consumer. 

 I finally introduced myself to some of the people I just constantly saw and that helped a bit. That’s just for me, introducing yourself may not help all people with social anxiety. But to me it doesn’t exactly feel like social anxiety, it’s the discomfort of patterns rubbing into other people’s patterns, like a rug burn in the fabric of reality. But acknowledging it seems like it makes a space for each other in the routines of your lives that has a name, creates a sense of community rather than invasion.

(And I can’t say what it is for this one person in your life, if there’s some subtle vibe you’re getting where he makes you uneasy specifically, versus the situation in general.)

arsenicinshell:

Dolce & Gabbana

Yes. arsenicinshell:

Dolce & Gabbana

Yes. arsenicinshell:

Dolce & Gabbana

Yes. arsenicinshell:

Dolce & Gabbana

Yes. arsenicinshell:

Dolce & Gabbana

Yes. arsenicinshell:

Dolce & Gabbana

Yes. arsenicinshell:

Dolce & Gabbana

Yes.

Lately I have been super stuck in words and there’s definitely something emotionally wrong, or at least complicated, under the words. But it hasn’t percolated up yet into word stuff or solid feels so it just …pops out at inappropriate or unpredictable moments. I wish it would finish percolating up, like water filtering through rock, so I could figure out what it is. Or I had more insight into the sub-word brain level. I keep getting really triggered by things like music and having plans cancelled and weather in ways that don’t make a lot of sense other than being somehow subliminally connected. So, that’s a thing. 

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

Love this.

(via rurukatt)

One of my least favorite things is being told over and over again that I’m obviously a transphobic shit because I struggle with pronouns. Pronoun issues and residual binary speech patterns are not the same thing as malicious misgendering. I wouldn’t DO the struggle if it weren’t important to people, and important to me, to try to get them right. UGHHH. 

“In general, I think we need to move away from the premise that being a good person is a fixed immutable characteristic and shift towards seeing being good as a practice. And it is a practice that we carry out by engaging with our imperfections. We need to shift towards thinking that being a good person is like being a clean person. Being a clean person is something you maintain and work on every day.We don’t assume ‘I am a clean person therefore I don’t need to brush my teeth.’ When someone suggests to us that we have something stuck in our teeth we don’t say to them ‘What do you mean I have something stuck in my teeth—but I’m a clean person?!’”

Jay Smooth in his TED speech “how I learned to stop worrying and love discussing race” (via tropicanastasia)

Jay Smooth almost always a reblog

(via unrational)

Dude nailed it. We all need to work at being good. Even if we think we are.

(via jasmined)

This applies to so much

(via seanbonner)

And holy moly does this need to go both ways. If someone messes something up once, they’re not a shunned toxic person. If someone messes up A LOT, they’re still not a shunned, toxic, person without good qualities.

“If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?” 
― Aleksandr SolzhenitsynThe Gulag Archipelago 1918-1956

(via youneedacat)

medievalpoc:

Alessandro Longhi

Portrait of a Young Black Man

Italy (c. 1760s)

Oil on Canvas, 75 x 65 cm.

The Image of the Black in Western Art Research Project and Photo Archive, W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research, Harvard University

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OH wow his face looks a LOT like how I picture my quarterling thief. What a gorgeous reference image. Only more gnome-like and exaggerated, and with cornrow pigtails. and a girl. But close enough. 

Uhhh, also nice art in a non- reference for my RPG campaign way. Uh. *shifty eyes* 

(via medievalpoc)